aj's definitions

I'm real

Instead of using Pharrel or forreal cause people be messin now a days.. Kinda like da j.lo song, I'm real... its the truth..

Guy A: I hella like.. I'm real
GUrl A: forreal? naw don't be jokin..
Guy A: I swear I'm real...

by AJ October 2, 2003

Twirty-Something

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

by AJ June 25, 2004

pookey bookey

A boyfriend who acts like a monkey.

pookey bookey dookey cookey

by AJ June 9, 2004

bitch-hips

A man born with hips wider than the span of his shoulders. This body type is typically found in motherly women however sometimes God will deal a cruel blow and bless this body proportion upon men.

Joel looks creepy, I think it's his bitch-hips.

by aj July 12, 2006

buckaroo

While you're banging your partner from behind say something that you know will insult him/her e.g. "I did your sister the other night" - your partner won't be too happy at this point and will want to slap you in the face or something, but you have to try and hold on and continue banging your partner from behind for as long as possible

I buckaroo'd my ex last night

by AJ January 8, 2004

splink

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling

aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)

by AJ August 4, 2004

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005