aflacjack's definitions

steroids

Drugs used for ppl to build muscle and get stronger, better at sports, etc.

...damn, those things work

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Trot Nixon

Probably the most underrated outfielder in baseball today. Has hit over .300 ALL SEASON with over 25 HRs right now and is 10th in the AL in avg., yet he doesn't make the all-star team.

Trot Nixon is the best!!!!!!!

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

1918

The year that the Curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect, which it still is. The way it works is that the Boston Red Sox will never win the World Series unless an innocent bystander gets fatally shot in the face by the Boston Police with a beanbag full of pepper spray during a riot.

Thus will begin a new custom in Boston where, at the beginning of each season, the townsfolk will bust up the neighborhood surrounding Fenway Park while the police sacrifice a virgin on the pitcher's mound. All in the name of beating the Yankees.

by AflacJack June 30, 2005

AGD

The hottest cartoon ever.

Me: The ABG is on!!!!!!!!1

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by AflacJack January 18, 2005

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 27, 2003