Childhood

The Golden years of life, where kids don't have all the problems (drugs, STD's, school being hard, Homework, etc.) that come later

It would be cool to be 6 years old again

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 22, 2005

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 22, 2005

1918

The year that the Curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect, which it still is. The way it works is that the Boston Red Sox will never win the World Series unless an innocent bystander gets fatally shot in the face by the Boston Police with a beanbag full of pepper spray during a riot.

Thus will begin a new custom in Boston where, at the beginning of each season, the townsfolk will bust up the neighborhood surrounding Fenway Park while the police sacrifice a virgin on the pitcher's mound. All in the name of beating the Yankees.

by AflacJack June 20, 2005

Kathy Griffin

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.

Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.

by AflacJack May 08, 2005