adrian's definitions

leroy jenkins

To have similar qualities as the legendary Leroy Jenkins who in the World of Warcraft runs into the dungeon and gets him and his group's asses handed to them, but still manages to come out with his pride and dignity in tact.

1. Someone who lacks all comprehension of the word 'caution'
2.To crush all hopes of succes into the ground
3.One who likes chicken

*Group has been planing how how to clear dungeon for the last 30 minutes*

Pally: we'll have a 32.33% chance of success
Warior: ugh, well thats better than we usualy...
Leroy Jenkins: ALRIGHT IM BACK CHUMPS LETS DO THIS!!!! LEEEEROIIIIIIIIYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINSSSSssssss
Warrior: no, he didnt just do that did he?...

by Adrian July 25, 2006

vessel

A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.

Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.

by Adrian October 3, 2006

smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

by Adrian April 8, 2006

old mud

Slang term for the nastiest tasting beer in the world: Old Milwaukee Light. Very cheap and comes in 24 packs called "Brown Boxes" (the brown is for shitty) and it is the equivelant of tasting like ass

Guy 1 "Hey man want a drink?! I just got a brown box of old mud"
Guy 2 "Fuck you, I'd rather eat my own ass"

by Adrian November 14, 2004

much music

The only decent channel playing in Canada for ppl with basic 50-some channel cable. The place where we deposit our valuable brain cells. Home of mega hot Vj Leah Miller and 'smooth operator' Matte Babel. Represents pretty acurately what today's Canadain youth are into, but really misses the point other times. Usualy entertaining, but slowly moving furthur and furthur away from 'family friendly content' in favour for crude and offensive humour (chough-chough-videoontrial-hack). Canada's #1 celebrity and Hollywood connection.

Without Much Music, my TV would consist of, uh, the Food Network, or Home and Garden TV, or Maybe... The Bussiness News (woot)!

by Adrian December 19, 2006

Mandy Moore

You would.

I'd give Mandy Moore one.

by Adrian December 12, 2003

ronald mcdonald

said one of the funniest lines in family guy after he saw his daughter dressed like a slut because she had too much makeup on

go upstairs and change Lisa. You're a mc donald, not a whore.

by adrian October 16, 2004