adel7's definitions

katrinalization

The harsh realization that occurs when I am reminded of the huge damage Katrina caused on New Orleans. Although much work has been done, there is still a humongous amount of work left to be done.

While driving through New Orleans yesterday, I saw abandoned grocery stores with the waterline still visible and the windows all boarded up with plywood. The katrinalization that ensued caused a painful pang in my midsection.

by Adel7 August 28, 2007

37th base

When you both jump off of an airplane with a parachute and do it in midair.

37th base is almost impossible to attain, but it is possible for those determined.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

yes indeedy

Yes indeed - except with a more emphatic delivery.

Yes indeedy - the Hornets just whooped the Dallas Mavericks in overtime.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

eeh yaaba

An Egyptian slang exclamation that is similar to wtf - it basically means "WHAT DAD?!?"

If you go to Egypt and someone on the street messes with you - just say "eeh yaaba - izayak ya walad!"

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

by Adel7 September 8, 2007

catharcate

To undergo a catharsis and eradicate some bad element/habit/sickness in ones body.

Dude, I need to catharcate - I'm thinking of going for a really long bike ride, then drinking scalding green tea, and then taking an hour-long shower.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007