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in-n-out

A restaurant chain in Cali that sells some simple but good burgers and fries. Similar to whataburger in that they use pretty good ingredients.
The name is kinda cheesy, but in-n-out is pretty good if you ask me.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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kiddinsult

An honest, but very rude insult that kids may make to adults.
kiddinsult examples:

At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"

When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"

While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.
When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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charmap

Nifty windows mini-application for getting strange characters like ß , ÿ , ۞ , Þ, × , ◙, õ etc.
All the funny, wacky, abstruse, and scientific symbols are in the charmap. That's just my two¢
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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whatiffing

Pretending what would happen if you said something really rude or nasty to someone, or if you did something pretty mean or dissed someone on paper in someway.
An example of whatiffing I did today, while typing up a paper:

The world needs to find more fair solutions to the growing environmental situation. We need to look for solutions that are not harmful to the environment, and to try harder to harvest reusable energy. This is some serious shit and we gotta watch our backs ya heard me fat bitch?
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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keyboard sex

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
Keyboard sex is pretty lame if you think about it for more than ten minutes.
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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