Definitions by adel7
purpleneck
A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.
Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.
purpleneck by Adel7 September 23, 2007
hairy prodder
Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.
hairy prodder by Adel7 September 23, 2007
diet coke
A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.
Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"
Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"
Attendant: "It's 1.29."
Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."
Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."
Attendant: "It's free."
Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"
Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."
Dude 2: "Good deal man."
Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"
Attendant: "It's 1.29."
Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."
Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."
Attendant: "It's free."
Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"
Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."
Dude 2: "Good deal man."
soopbabble
The exclamation that one of the Nazi soldier in the classic FPS game Wolfenstein used to say when he saw you.
One of the oldest computer gaming memories I have is of my brother running through the mazes of Wolfenstein on his 486 and shooting down soldiers that would yell out "Soopbabble!" and then start shooting loudly at him. That game was totally awesome. For a walk down memory lane download that very compact-sized game and have a blast dude.
soopbabble by Adel7 September 22, 2007
schplizzle
When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.
schplizzle by Adel7 September 21, 2007
freewies
Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)
Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"
Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."
Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."
autobahn
The ultimate speedsters highway, located in Germany. Unfortunately, in the USA the average driver is a less skillful driver than the average driver in Germany, and that's not an insult but a result of the USA's relatively easy driver's education programs and requirements. On the other hand, in Germany getting a driver's license is much harder and requires a lot more practice. So it makes sense that in the US you can't speed as much as you want except in a few isolated places like Montana or Nevada perhaps.
In Germany, the autobahn is not as dangerous as one might assume. The autobahn has many lanes, with one or two lanes dedicated as the fast, no-limit lanes, and at least one lane dedicated for the slowpokes.
Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.
Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.