adel7's definitions

hobeful

A city full of hobos. Unfortunately, this is a big problem in Los Angeles, which ironically has at least 50,000 millionaires in it.

LA's dark underbelly, the hobeful corners and Skid Row, cause much sadness to a stranger with a conscience.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

porn

A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception.

Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.

Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

double entendre

Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.

Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:

News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"

News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."

Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

freewies

Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)

Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"

Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"

Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."

Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."

by Adel7 September 21, 2007

Supercalifragelisticexpialidochizzle

The ghetto way of saying supercalifragelisticexpialidocious.

Teacher: "Who knows a very long word? Hmm, children?"

Little kid: "I know - supercalifragelisticexpialidochizzle ma'am."

OK - i better try to get back to work

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

The Typing of the Dead

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007