adel7's definitions

McGas

A facetious term coined by Morgan Spurlock in his documentary movie Super Size Me. It refers to the extra methane one gets from eating lots of McDonald's food. That extra flatulence harms people around you and also further damages our ozone layer, and is usually followed by a McBrick.

Dude 1: "Yesterday I watched Super Size Me. That was some hilarious stuff Spurlock said while eating the quarter pounder meal."

Dude 2: "What did he say?"

Dude 1: "He goes: 'See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'.'

Dude 2: "ROFLMAO - McGas - that's McFuckedUP dude. LOL"

by Adel7 September 8, 2007

diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

whatnot

An amazing and awesome maneuver that defies any kind of reasonable description. Something that somebody does that is just to hard to describe, but it's pretty astonishing.

Contortionists and break-dancers, along with very skilled skateboarders, are adept at performing whatnots.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

drJava

A very basic Java editor that basically let's you code Java in a simple manner, but doesn't give you much help. Good for easy coding and small projects.

For my first CS class we used drJava, but now I gotta switch to Eclipse.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

tityell

1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.

2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me

1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"

2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

smacronym

An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."

FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008