Definitions by adel7
youtubelotitis
Dan: "Hey man, last night I didn't study at all dude. I started getting addicted to YouTube videos and kept watching one after the other. You know, I've decided what I want to do know for fun and possibly as a career: I want to watch all of the YouTube videos that exist."
Adam: "Sounds like you caught the youtubelotitis bug. But really- are you serious? Are you kidding me? Sorry dude, but honestly, that's impossible. At last count there were over 50,000,000 videos on that site. Even IF you really wanted to, you would never be able to watch all of them. Sorry, dude. And in any case - do you really wanna watch 10,000 Chris Crocker-type videos and their responses and about 20,000 videos of pre-teen girls talking about themselves?"
Adam: "Sounds like you caught the youtubelotitis bug. But really- are you serious? Are you kidding me? Sorry dude, but honestly, that's impossible. At last count there were over 50,000,000 videos on that site. Even IF you really wanted to, you would never be able to watch all of them. Sorry, dude. And in any case - do you really wanna watch 10,000 Chris Crocker-type videos and their responses and about 20,000 videos of pre-teen girls talking about themselves?"
youtubelotitis by Adel7 December 28, 2007
tongue-twister
One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.
Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"
Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"
tongue-twister by Adel7 December 28, 2007
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads by Adel7 December 28, 2007
astronomical one-liners
The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
astronomical one-liners by Adel7 December 28, 2007
afrocrastination
Man, did you see Omar lately? Woah, talk about afrocrastination. He reminds me of Dr. J back in the 70s.
afrocrastination by Adel7 December 28, 2007
catharcate
Dude, I need to catharcate - I'm thinking of going for a really long bike ride, then drinking scalding green tea, and then taking an hour-long shower.
catharcate by Adel7 December 28, 2007
porn
A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.
Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.