Definitions by aaron atlas

Guppie

Gay fish, usually male, but could switch genders.

My fabulous x, Jonathon, collects guppies and shoots them in a barrel.

Guppie by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

D-squared

A gay guy who spends $300 for trucker-style T-shirts and $500 for trucker caps by D-Squared, a Canadian designer. Also means a big sucker.

Sean Hayes went to Barneys and got D-squared!

D-squared by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

fandango 

Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.

Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!

fandango by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

Yummification 

To take something up another notch in quality; to make something totally delicious. Usually goes with total yummification! Used in the context of food, sex or clothes.

That little shredded fur boa which is total yummification!

Yummification by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

Herculicious 

A muscle guy who spends off-gym time baking great puff pastries.

Bruce is not a Muscle Mary, he is herculicious!

Herculicious by aaron atlas February 21, 2005

Muscle Mary 

A muscle guy (both straight and gay) who knows and sings, often in private, all the words to Christian Aguilera's "Beautiful". Broadway musicals, Liza Minelli CDs and his steroid set-up are among the stuff he'll save in a fire.

Will is such a Muscle Mary he practices body building competition poses while lip synching Cher!

Muscle Mary by aaron atlas February 21, 2005