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A financial term used for a stock that appears to have intrinsic value, but actually has no value whatsoever. It is derived from the collapse in Research In Motions equity ticker (RIM), the former maker of the popular Blackberry device.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
investor dude, i lost a fortune on that stock. I've been totally rimmed today.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
by a_fool March 22, 2017
Get the rimmed mug.A peron (or persons) who continually watches news stories and articles on the novel Corona virus (covid-19 or covid-38).
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Dude 1: Man, did you see that another 50 people died and 200 more got the rona in England and 500 in the USA.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
by a_fool March 29, 2020
Get the coviwatcher mug.This is when a guy puts a sour cherry sweet into his girlfriends pussy and proceeds to give her oral.
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
guy 1: dude, i had awesome sour-cherry-pussy last night.
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
by a_fool December 20, 2019
Get the sour-cherry-pussy mug.A pretty dull and boring job (more commonly known as a shit job) when the employee goes every day for the sole purpose of generating income but derives no other benefit. Most jobs are in-fact of shobs.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Want to go out and have some fun tomorrow bro ?
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
by a_fool September 1, 2016
Get the shob mug.A person who spews out regurgitated facts about the Corona Virus without having any basis for such. These people will also be found wearing masks and gloves whilst they are walking in the streets.
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Coviclown: Everybody in the USA is going to get the virus and half of them are going to die. That's 100 million dead people.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
Get the Coviclown mug.Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
Get the Covid-38 mug.Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
by a_fool March 27, 2020
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