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A person who spews out regurgitated facts about the Corona Virus without having any basis for such. These people will also be found wearing masks and gloves whilst they are walking in the streets.
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Coviclown: Everybody in the USA is going to get the virus and half of them are going to die. That's 100 million dead people.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
Get the Coviclown mug.More commonly known as Frozen Bitch Face syndrome. This is where a girl always has a frosty bitchy face whatever the mood she is in.
by a_fool July 5, 2019
Get the FBF syndrome mug.The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 4, 2020
Get the coviBeard mug.When a person goes to the toilets to relieve themselves and switches on social media whilst on the traps. There is a massive influx of news about Covid-19.
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
dude1: I just had a coviCrap.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
by a_fool March 30, 2020
Get the coviCrap mug.When you are planning to go for a run with your girlfriend, but decide to fuck her first becuase she is so hot. After the run, you fuck her sweaty body again (and one more time in the shower afterwards).
guy 1: "hey dude, how was your Sunday morning?"
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
by a_fool March 1, 2020
Get the FuckRunFuck mug.This is when a guy puts a sour cherry sweet into his girlfriends pussy and proceeds to give her oral.
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
guy 1: dude, i had awesome sour-cherry-pussy last night.
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
by a_fool December 20, 2019
Get the sour-cherry-pussy mug.A pretty dull and boring job (more commonly known as a shit job) when the employee goes every day for the sole purpose of generating income but derives no other benefit. Most jobs are in-fact of shobs.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Want to go out and have some fun tomorrow bro ?
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
by a_fool September 1, 2016
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