The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 04, 2020
When you are planning to go for a run with your girlfriend, but decide to fuck her first becuase she is so hot. After the run, you fuck her sweaty body again (and one more time in the shower afterwards).
guy 1: "hey dude, how was your Sunday morning?"
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
by a_fool March 01, 2020
When a user of a lesser quality mobile device or phone no longer has enough RAM to support additional applications. The user must become selective in the applications used. This is refereed to as appstingy.
Demanding applications (such as FB or LinkedIn) which consume a large percentage of device memory is a common cause of the appstingy individual.
Appstingyness is quite common on older devices such as first or second generation iphones and android devices.
Demanding applications (such as FB or LinkedIn) which consume a large percentage of device memory is a common cause of the appstingy individual.
Appstingyness is quite common on older devices such as first or second generation iphones and android devices.
dude 1: hey dude, you should download that new game app.
dude 2: sorry mate, i have too many apps already, so i have to be appstingy.
dude 1: i feel for you chief. You'd better get a new mobile !
dude 2: sorry mate, i have too many apps already, so i have to be appstingy.
dude 1: i feel for you chief. You'd better get a new mobile !
by a_fool September 16, 2016
A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
by a_fool April 02, 2020
Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
by a_fool March 27, 2020
This is when a guy puts a sour cherry sweet into his girlfriends pussy and proceeds to give her oral.
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
guy 1: dude, i had awesome sour-cherry-pussy last night.
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
by a_fool December 20, 2019
A financial term used for a stock that appears to have intrinsic value, but actually has no value whatsoever. It is derived from the collapse in Research In Motions equity ticker (RIM), the former maker of the popular Blackberry device.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.
investor dude, i lost a fortune on that stock. I've been totally rimmed today.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.
by a_fool March 17, 2017