a_fool's definitions

FBF syndrome

More commonly known as Frozen Bitch Face syndrome. This is where a girl always has a frosty bitchy face whatever the mood she is in.

Her face never changes. That's because she has FBF syndrome.

by a_fool July 5, 2019

coviBeard

The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times

dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.

by a_fool April 4, 2020

rimmed

A financial term used for a stock that appears to have intrinsic value, but actually has no value whatsoever. It is derived from the collapse in Research In Motions equity ticker (RIM), the former maker of the popular Blackberry device.

An investor who gets rimmed is one who watches the CEO continually lie about the value of the company in total denial about the fact that there are significantly better products on the market as was the case for RIM.

investor dude, i lost a fortune on that stock. I've been totally rimmed today.
advisor you should stay away from XYZ stock too, you could get rimmed on it.

by a_fool March 22, 2017

sour-cherry-pussy

This is when a guy puts a sour cherry sweet into his girlfriends pussy and proceeds to give her oral.

Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.

(my gift to the world).

guy 1: dude, i had awesome sour-cherry-pussy last night.
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...

by a_fool December 20, 2019

shob

A pretty dull and boring job (more commonly known as a shit job) when the employee goes every day for the sole purpose of generating income but derives no other benefit. Most jobs are in-fact of shobs.

Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.

Want to go out and have some fun tomorrow bro ?
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

Coviclown

A person who spews out regurgitated facts about the Corona Virus without having any basis for such. These people will also be found wearing masks and gloves whilst they are walking in the streets.

Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown

Coviclown: Everybody in the USA is going to get the virus and half of them are going to die. That's 100 million dead people.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.

by a_fool March 25, 2020

FuckRunFuck

When you are planning to go for a run with your girlfriend, but decide to fuck her first becuase she is so hot. After the run, you fuck her sweaty body again (and one more time in the shower afterwards).

guy 1: "hey dude, how was your Sunday morning?"
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."

by a_fool March 1, 2020