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When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
The law is never on their side because they are idiots.
You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.
He Arabed my place.
by a_fool January 9, 2024
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It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 4, 2020
Get the coviBeard mug.This is when a guy puts a sour cherry sweet into his girlfriends pussy and proceeds to give her oral.
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
Her pussy consequently tastes of sweet sour cherry and he is compelled to continue licking as a result of the awesomely combined flavors.
(my gift to the world).
guy 1: dude, i had awesome sour-cherry-pussy last night.
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
guy 2: man, that's so great for you. I've not had that for weeks.
guy 1: you know bro, i think she is the one...
by a_fool December 20, 2019
Get the sour-cherry-pussy mug.Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.
by a_fool March 4, 2022
Get the Russian Vodka mug.Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.
Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.
Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
by a_fool March 27, 2020
Get the covid-shmovid mug.Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
Get the Covid-38 mug.A pretty dull and boring job (more commonly known as a shit job) when the employee goes every day for the sole purpose of generating income but derives no other benefit. Most jobs are in-fact of shobs.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.
Want to go out and have some fun tomorrow bro ?
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.
by a_fool September 1, 2016
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