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A peron (or persons) who continually watches news stories and articles on the novel Corona virus (covid-19 or covid-38).
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.
Dude 1: Man, did you see that another 50 people died and 200 more got the rona in England and 500 in the USA.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.
by a_fool March 29, 2020
Get the coviwatcher mug.When a person goes to the toilets to relieve themselves and switches on social media whilst on the traps. There is a massive influx of news about Covid-19.
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
The said person also perpetuates the phenomena by sharing, retweeting and distributing all the fake Covi-data back out to their friends and family whilst on the traps.
The person ends up sitting on the traps for 45 minutes until the backs of their legs and neck hurts.
They leave the toilet transfixed in fear of Covid...
dude1: I just had a coviCrap.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
dude2: Oh, man, that's bad. I had a coviCrap yesterday and brought 30 facemasks later on in the day.
by a_fool March 30, 2020
Get the coviCrap mug.A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.
Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.
by a_fool April 2, 2020
Get the CoviDrive mug.The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times
dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.
by a_fool April 4, 2020
Get the coviBeard mug.When you are planning to go for a run with your girlfriend, but decide to fuck her first becuase she is so hot. After the run, you fuck her sweaty body again (and one more time in the shower afterwards).
guy 1: "hey dude, how was your Sunday morning?"
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
guy 2: "it was great. I had a FuckRunFuck morning...."
guy 1: "dude, i'm so jealous of you - i played computer games."
by a_fool March 1, 2020
Get the FuckRunFuck mug.Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
Get the Covid-38 mug.A person who spews out regurgitated facts about the Corona Virus without having any basis for such. These people will also be found wearing masks and gloves whilst they are walking in the streets.
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Synonyms: covidiot, fool, clown
Coviclown: Everybody in the USA is going to get the virus and half of them are going to die. That's 100 million dead people.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
Normal person: Dont't be such a Coviclown and take of that stupid face mask whilst you are watching TV in the room alone.
by a_fool March 25, 2020
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