a_fool's definitions

Arabed

When a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they try to take it by force start throwing rocks and firing scud missiles at you, whilst simultaneously hiding behind women and children.

The law is never on their side because they are idiots.

You’ve been Arabed.
He Arabed my place.

by a_fool January 9, 2024

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022

Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.

dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.

by a_fool December 26, 2025