alegwileous

the use of an empty beer can for anal sex with a old smelly pedo.

when u get fucked up the arse with a beer can in a council flat by billy the 60 year old pedofile.

by ashley May 13, 2005

wind

A way of dancing...cominf from the islands....TRINIDAD in particularly. It is basically jiration of the hips and butt.

Kelis' song

by Ashley February 29, 2004

Mardi Gras

Parades, drinking, cheap beads, lots of titties, and some pot smoking.

Usually around February or March to kick off lent for all the Catholics.

Also Fat Tuesday.

Dude, i'm going to Mardi Gras to get fuck up!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

shwack

to describe objects or things.

"I left my shwack at home."

by ashley May 08, 2003

Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

by Ashley January 11, 2004

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

by Ashley December 01, 2003