aShLeY's definitions

behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

preautamousful

extremly beautiful;beautiful beyond descrption;beautamousprettyfulbeautifulpretty

Wow that hat is so preautamousful

by Ashley September 25, 2004

E-bay

The greatest site on the internet.

Dude, I got a lot of good shit on e-bay!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

Red Sox

The chronic disappointment in baseball.

BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.

by Ashley December 17, 2004

YuCON

the bitch or hoe with way too much ass

damn, that YuCON just ate 7 pounds of fried chicken.

by Ashley February 14, 2003