Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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dildo

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo
by Anonymous June 17, 2002
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dildo

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...
by anonymous April 15, 2005
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bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.
"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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Ford Taurus

Pity me, for I drive a Ford Taurus.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Semi On

Semi On si drnka agian.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Orange Tic-Tacs

The most addictive food ever created.
Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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