aNoNymous's definitions
A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.
Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
Get the metrosexualmug. to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.
by Anonymous March 20, 2004
Get the Coffeegrindermug. Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
Get the fucktardmug. The section of the band that is always misunderstood. They DO know how to read music (yeah drummers in the band also play mallet instruments in concerts, what a concept) and have the most challenging music, but band is NOT their life. They have to master playing 50+ different insturments, which is why most people find it so fun. Band directors usually blame the drumline for their problems.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
Get the drumlinemug. Name of an imaginary guy found in a 1984 address book. Known for being imaginarily well-to-do.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.
See also Smart Smart Smit and Snart Snart Smit.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
Get the Art Art Smitmug. 
