aNoNyMoUs's definitions
by anonymous June 12, 2003
Get the Silencermug. 
Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
Get the SPSmug. An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
by Anonymous February 10, 2004
Get the Manbedmug. A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.
by anonymous May 7, 2005
Get the Rexemous Petrolium Jellymug. 
Get the fuckstickmug.