aLeX's definitions

ponzca

When someone adds there 2 cents into a conversation that they werent even in

that guy just pulled a ponzca

by alex January 21, 2005

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

diz

Diz is a crazy white motha fucka who is damn wasted he can tie his own fuckin shoe!

Sean: Stupid ass diz head! what the hell you do that for?!

by Alex January 21, 2005

cracktat

The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.

Did you see that cracktat on that chick?

by Alex January 22, 2005

baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England

She gives the best baummie ever.

by Alex January 23, 2005

gea

means the same as yes or yeah

"gea boi"
"Gea I fucked her"

by Alex January 23, 2005

wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

by Alex January 24, 2005