aLLIE's definitions

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

dork

a person who is stupid, mean, or just kind of geeky. it has many meanings, and it, like, changes definition where and when you use it.
see geek

1) You're such a dork. Go annoy someone else.
2) Stop being mean too me! You're such a freaking dork!
3) me to garrett: you've never read harry potter? you're such a dork!
brad: hes the only one here who HASN'T read harry potter, and you're calling him a dork?? (we're all a bunch of geeks)

by allie April 20, 2004

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

fadoink

when you slap a bitch across the face with your dick

That bitch took too long to suck it, so I fadoinked her

by Allie December 29, 2003

secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society

1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"

by Allie January 18, 2004

secret ninja society

group of females that maintain the Secret Ninja notebook. They are all very alluring, sexy girls-who are always together, and always, laughing.

"I want to be in the s.n. society! they are SO cool..."

by Allie January 18, 2004

It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004