Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 05, 2004

gut

The stomache,crap factory,etc..

by Alex July 20, 2003

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 29, 2003

harkavy

hott sexy maddies bf every 1 wants his body (especially his 6pack)

noun: I had sex with the harkavy.
verb: I harkavied and then all the ladies went crazy.

by alex April 04, 2005

Hogmanay

When Scots and Northern Englanders get drunk on New Years Eve.

How many beers can ye drink on Hogmanay, eh?

by Alex December 30, 2003

jizztacular

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

by Alex January 21, 2004

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 14, 2003