email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

by alex December 01, 2004

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 07, 2003

Fart

A Term Meaning Old Person Or One Of Old Age

"dude, did you see that old fart?"

by Alex October 15, 2006

Tuttling

1.)To cause any object to malfunction,cease to be, break, be harmed, destroyed,stop functioning or any other bad thing that could happen to something you love.

2.)To act in a strange social manner characterized by awkwardness and a lack of dexterity with the ladies.

1.) "Awwww dude you Tuttled my nitro tank!"

2.)" Did you see that kid? He was Tuttling around the chick with huge knockers."

by Alex October 21, 2004

aprilia

Quality bikes made from Italy with pure craftmans touch...worth every dollar...rare and sexy as fuck
buy 1 today there really fucking good bitch

Aprilia Mille Factory
Aprilia Rs125/Rs250
Aprilia Mx125
Aprilia Touno 125
Aprilia Touno 1000

by Alex December 23, 2004

wurr

Means Where But Bristolians And Some Other Places Say Wurr

Alex: Wurr Did Da Fit as Boy go?
Chloe: Dunno Mate

by Alex February 25, 2005