aLEx's definitions

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

queef

this ill ass graffiti writer currently in the sav, but home in DC

hitting up walls and freights with bunnies and bears, lollypops and candycanes

by alex December 6, 2003

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005

I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

by Alex May 29, 2004

assgoblin

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

by Alex November 10, 2003

Remtarian

Remtarian(n.) - A mixture of a retard a remtard and a librarian.

Possibly a unnessecery addition

Nick Crampton is a remtarian

by Alex April 19, 2005

relaz

To take things easy, comes from combining relax and e-z

Relaz

by Alex November 4, 2003