golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

by Alex May 27, 2004

the strokes

A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!

they know what is the rock music!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

Vise

Holding something together momemtarily.

A kiss will only vise this fight we are having momentarily.

by Alex April 01, 2005

Lipsed

to kiss someone of the opposite sex but usually said about a girl

"have you lipsed that girl yet"
"why aren't you lisping your yat?"

by Alex April 26, 2005

potent potables

1. A popular category on the TV show Jeopardy. The meaning of this pair of words has been confused over the ages, but recent research concludes that it means "stinky drinkies".

"The categories are...Celebrities, Potpourri, Popular Music, Movies, Potent Potables, US History, and "S" Words."-Alex Trebek




"Ah hell, let's go nuts. Swords for 48,000."

by Alex July 30, 2004

ripped

to be extremely muscular

That guy must work out; he is ripped

by Alex September 16, 2003

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 07, 2005