captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 09, 2003

coolio

Washed-up rapper. Regularly appears on TV shows where B, C, and D-list celebs are the norm

by Alex January 27, 2003

chaud

A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long

A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide

by alex March 20, 2005

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 24, 2003

absinth

70% Alcohol drink. Green Colour. It FUGGS YOU UP NIGGA! Mostly drank by rich russians who club every night.

"Pavel took 7 shots of absinth at the infiniti last week"

by Alex June 01, 2004

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

by alex December 18, 2004