aLEx's definitions

ponzca

When someone adds there 2 cents into a conversation that they werent even in

that guy just pulled a ponzca

by alex January 21, 2005

the used

only the greatest band ever to walk this earth!

Me; So do you like THE USED?
Some Oblivious Nobody: who are they?
Me: only the best band known to....EVER!

by Alex February 8, 2004

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Flub

Non-descript filler word. When stoned on weed, or in a particularly random mood, and upon sitting an exam, "Flub" is the word used to fill in questions that you do not know the answer to. Warning - this technique is not always guaranteed to earn you marks. The technique was first pioneered by a certain Jack K. who could not think of an answer to the questions but was told by his tutor to always give an answer. Often used in conjunction with "Plastic Penguins".

14. What is the Torque force of A if B rotates in a clockwise direction?

Answer: Flub.

by Alex September 17, 2004

FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 2, 2004

nougat farmer

Someone with no goals or ambitions, who lives off of other people's hard work.

A loser. Short for "I don't have a job", "I don't want to work" or "The world owes me a living".

by Alex September 18, 2004