a pseudonym's definitions

spiftastic

A variation and exaggeration of spiffy.

I had the most spiftastic day when I found that $20 in my coat pocket!

by A Pseudonym November 7, 2004

jury

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

The jury let off OJ.

by a pseudonym April 3, 2005

Paynas

The phalic object that hangs off of a male.

I wud lurv som hardcor paynas!

by a pseudonym June 4, 2004

crappy music

see britney spears

Insert Creative Example Here

by a pseudonym June 16, 2004

holy loller

n. Used as a disparaging term for a member of any of various religious denominations in which spiritual fervor is expressed by laughing out loud or, in some cases, merely saying "el oh el".

Person One: ...So I prayed for a while, and then Jesus gave me this brand new car he took off an unrighteous sinner! LOL!!! I love the Lord!
Person Two: Oh Person One, you're such a holy loller.

by A pseudonym May 13, 2005

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The alphabit in keyboard order...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm bitch!!!

by a pseudonym June 15, 2004