7 definitions by a hairball
by a hairball August 10, 2023
a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.
by a hairball August 10, 2023
portia is the name of a girl who teleports everywhere. you never see her arrive, and you never see her leave. she's just either there or she isn't. she probably doesn't exist in real life, she only exists when she needs to be there but in reality she's not even real. she also doesn't know the meaning of personal space, she literally teleports next to you and is literally just sitting there. she's literally a jumpscare. she's also really weird and posts her ugly feet on her insta and also posted a selfie where you can literally see the tank of the toilet in the background. also you don't pronounce it as por-sha, in this case you actually pronounce it literally how it's spelled - port-i-a.
by a hairball August 11, 2023
the brown haired girl from barbie and the diamond castle. she is best friends with liana and got possessed by lydia and slyder.
she also happens to share the same name with amazon echo. they are not the same person.
she also happens to share the same name with amazon echo. they are not the same person.
by a hairball August 10, 2023
liana is the blonde haired girl from barbie and the diamond castle. her best friends name is alexa (not to be confused with amazon alexa).
she asks alexa if she wants jam and bread for dinner, or bread and jam.
she asks alexa if she wants jam and bread for dinner, or bread and jam.
by a hairball August 10, 2023
Heartstopper is an amazing graphic novel series by the amazing Alice Oseman. It is about a gay teen named Charlie Spring who meets a guy named Nick Nelson and immediately feels a spark between them, although Nick is supposed to be straight. The book follows along with the growth of their relationship over time, touching on mental health issues and subjects that need to have some more recognition. (ps, its one of the best books EVER! I definitely recommend reading it)
The book also has its own Netflix show which you should definitely watch! :D (THE ACTORS ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR THE ROLES ITS ACTUALLY INSANE)
The book also has its own Netflix show which you should definitely watch! :D (THE ACTORS ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR THE ROLES ITS ACTUALLY INSANE)
"Omg, have you watched/read Heartstopper?"
"Yes of course! It's definitely my comfort series :)"
"Omg, me too!"
"Yes of course! It's definitely my comfort series :)"
"Omg, me too!"
by a hairball April 29, 2022
something that we like to go and hide in people's rooms just for fun. we don't know where it came from and what it's meant to be, it's just a black pocket.
by a hairball August 10, 2023