Definitions by a babies goad

June 14, 1946 

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

June 14, 1946 by a babies goad April 27, 2017

Stitch Roll 

ohana means family

stitch roll

Stitch Roll by a babies goad April 20, 2017

spicy taco

any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.

Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?

spicy taco by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Iran 

....Or is it Syria? Either way, the cake was to die for

Iran into Trump's wall

Iran by a babies goad April 18, 2017

special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

special unit by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Trapped Millennial 

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

Trapped Millennial by a babies goad April 18, 2017

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

nacho cheese by a babies goad April 14, 2017