a babies goad's definitions

antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.

Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

by a babies goad May 7, 2017

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

June 14, 1946

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

by a babies goad April 27, 2017

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

Making Babies

The act of contributing to overpopulation

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

by a babies goad May 5, 2017

nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017