21 definitions by a babies goad

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

by a babies goad April 27, 2017

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.

Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

by a babies goad April 13, 2017