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Transautistic 

Why the fuck does "transautistic" exists
Transautistic by Lixie_ March 5, 2023

transmutation 

To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .
I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin
transmutation by spill October 13, 2013

human transmutation 

Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.

It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.
human transmutation by catburn November 26, 2013

Transautistic 

Someone who wants to be autisitic. Cisautistic is when someone isn't autistic, and doesn't want to be.

In the same category as Transrace.

Category: ABSOLUTELY STUPID.

As a GenZ/iGen teenager... Alot of GenZ's are fucking idiots.
Teacher: Alright Person A. Introduce yourself.
Person A: I'm Person A, I'm Blah blah blah. I'm also transautistic!
Person B: What in the actual fuc-
Transautistic by Ashe_Soot November 14, 2022

transmuters 

Transmuters are boots designed by shoe designer Terry deHavilland. They are knee high, made of leather with 5 straps on either boot. They have a 5" heel and 3" platform and are usually black or white {Though the white ones are more expensive}. The unique thing about these boots is that you can buy extra panels for them and customise them {Which is where the name 'transmuter' comes from, the panels can be rubber spikes or tendrils, UV Panels, Chrome panels or chrome with spikes. Gene Simmons from Kiss was the first man to own a pair, and Marilyn Manson also owns a pair. These were the first boots i ever fell in love with. Alternative people, such as 'gothic', 'cyber' and 'candies' tend to wear them. They are *Rather* Expensive ranging from £60 - £160 for just the boots and £15 - £55 for the panels. Companies that mak the panels include Couch and Prohibition Pussy.
Louis: Megs getting some transmuters soon
Me: *Eye twitches*....*envy*...*Plans to steal*...Grr
transmuters by Static_Alice December 28, 2004

transpuntation 

The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.

Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.

Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'

Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
transpuntation by minase8888 December 14, 2010