16 definitions by Zuzzy Foeller

pube salt

Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

by Zuzzy Foeller March 18, 2014

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by Zuzzy Foeller January 25, 2015

soggy roll

Moist vagina

I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 4, 2014

couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.

God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

nub plowing

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

by Zuzzy Foeller January 25, 2015

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014