beard salt
When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
beard salt by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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salted his beard
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
salted his beard by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Salty Beards
Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
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Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
Salty Beards by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012
Salty Bear
A term used as an insult / sarcastic phrase to a person that just got salted upon.
Comes from something to do with a place in Canada, called Salty Bear. Originates from a very large town in Massachusetts called Framingham. Used excessively on the hockey and lacrosse teams in both the youth and high-school levels, as well on online video games after getting owned.
Comes from something to do with a place in Canada, called Salty Bear. Originates from a very large town in Massachusetts called Framingham. Used excessively on the hockey and lacrosse teams in both the youth and high-school levels, as well on online video games after getting owned.
IXIBKSIXI : -- {Game Winning Kill Cam, No Scope Head Shot}
Spectators : OOHS, SALTY BEAR!!!!
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FHS Hockey Player : -- {Dangles and Scores a dirty goal}
Spectators : ooooohhhhsshhiittt, SALTY BEAR!
Spectators : OOHS, SALTY BEAR!!!!
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FHS Hockey Player : -- {Dangles and Scores a dirty goal}
Spectators : ooooohhhhsshhiittt, SALTY BEAR!
Salty Bear by IXIBKSIXI April 13, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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