beard salt 

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

beard salt by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

salted his beard 

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

salted his beard by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

Salt-and-Pepper Bear 

A gay slang term for a heavy-set man with grey (or white) and black hair on their body.

I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.

Salt-and-Pepper Bear by Ana Siski January 2, 2020

Zack Beardsal 

A person known for selling fake GUCCI belts outside Lidls.

Oi Zack Beardsal hit me up with some Gucci .

Zack Beardsal by Shwjhwhehe September 30, 2018

Salty Beards 

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

Salty Beards by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Salty Bear 

A term used as an insult / sarcastic phrase to a person that just got salted upon.

Comes from something to do with a place in Canada, called Salty Bear. Originates from a very large town in Massachusetts called Framingham. Used excessively on the hockey and lacrosse teams in both the youth and high-school levels, as well on online video games after getting owned.

IXIBKSIXI : -- {Game Winning Kill Cam, No Scope Head Shot}

Spectators : OOHS, SALTY BEAR!!!!

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FHS Hockey Player : -- {Dangles and Scores a dirty goal}

Spectators : ooooohhhhsshhiittt, SALTY BEAR!

Salty Bear by IXIBKSIXI April 13, 2010