Definitions by ZozoTheCat

Coron

A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot

My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.

Coron by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

Partyist 

When you only like political candidates (or people in general) from your political party of preference, and dislike those from the opposing party.

Freda said she won’t vote for anyone who’s not a Democrat and Brandy, the local SJW, called her a partyist

Partyist by Zozothecat March 7, 2020

in a wax

To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.

Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.

in a wax by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

get a wigging 

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

get a wigging by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

Reek Cloud 

A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.

When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.

Reek Cloud by Zozothecat January 3, 2020

Yawn water 

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.

“Dude, are you crying?”

“Nah, it’s just yawn water. I’m really tired.”

Yawn water by Zozothecat January 2, 2020

Chat-creeper 

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.

Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”

Chat-creeper by Zozothecat January 1, 2020