Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 04, 2019

Circuntference

The outside perimeter of a woman's vagina.

She had a huge circuntference - I got both my fists in there.

by Zonal K September 20, 2019

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Polynesian rebate

A shit.

I just trod in a Polynesian rebate.

by Zonal K November 29, 2019

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

by Zonal K September 25, 2018