I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
by Zonal K September 28, 2019
The state of being in the squatting position, defecating, and being exposed to negative events such as robbery, humiliation and even sexual assault.
Even though her anus was expelling a string of post-curry, she knew she was vulnerabowel. This was, after all, India.
by Zonal K September 23, 2019
The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.
by Zonal K July 27, 2019
A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
by Zonal K October 25, 2019
The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.
Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.
by Zonal K November 25, 2019
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
I was three knuckles deep into Charlene's yeast sheath when her mum came in. So I fucked her in the arse.
by Zonal K August 17, 2019