Definitions by Zonal K

meatal smearant 

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

meatal smearant by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Hole coal 

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

Hole coal by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Waste baste 

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

Waste baste by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Tribe-o-wise 

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.

The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.

Tribe-o-wise by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Vulnerabowel 

The state of being in the squatting position, defecating, and being exposed to negative events such as robbery, humiliation and even sexual assault.

Even though her anus was expelling a string of post-curry, she knew she was vulnerabowel. This was, after all, India.

Vulnerabowel by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Jazz badge 

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

Jazz badge by Zonal K September 23, 2019