A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

sound from the brown mound

A fart.

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Fudgal smudgant

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019