Definitions by Zonal K

Chernobowel 

When your bowels open up unexpectedly, leading to rapid feacal fallout.

Henry was up on stage when he felt it happen. It was fucken Chernobowel. Shit was everywhere.

Chernobowel by Zonal K October 1, 2019

sound from the brown mound 

A fart.

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

sound from the brown mound by Zonal K October 1, 2019

used-food relocation centre 

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

used-food relocation centre by Zonal K October 1, 2019

cream of dick'n soup 

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

cream of dick'n soup by Zonal K September 30, 2019

feacal trapeze 

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

feacal trapeze by Zonal K September 30, 2019

feacal relief chute 

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

feacal relief chute by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Cool Runnings 8 

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!

Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!

Cool Runnings 8 by Zonal K September 30, 2019