Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

pumpa under the rotunda

Anal sex

Dianne was on her rags so I gave her some pumpa under the rotunda.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

by Zonal K September 22, 2019

bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018