Dent vent

The anus.

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

beatal seepage

The feaces that gets forced out of your arse sometimes if you masturbate too hard.

Jerry's mum knew he had been thrashing his pork sword and watching porn, there was beatal seepage all over the couch.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

foulage

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018