Definitions by Zonal K

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

no-blow zone 

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

no-blow zone by Zonal K October 9, 2019

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

Squeezant by Zonal K October 9, 2019

bowel banana 

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

bowel banana by Zonal K October 8, 2019

brown bowel barrel 

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

brown bowel barrel by Zonal K October 8, 2019

Anal bangle 

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.

He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.

Anal bangle by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Fudgal smudgant 

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

Fudgal smudgant by Zonal K October 7, 2019