Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

didgeripoo

The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.

I just got back from hiking in the Outback. Unfortunately I have didgeripoo over my boot.

by Zonal K October 28, 2019

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019