Definitions by Zoidberg's bitch

crackhead determination 

An almost supernatural level of focus and resilience often demonstrated by crackheads in the pursuit of more crack.

A single honey badger is capable of fighting off multiple lions with nothing but ferocity and sheer crackhead determination.

crackhead determination by Zoidberg's bitch December 29, 2021

protagonist bullshit 

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

protagonist bullshit by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021

harambe's revenge 

The year 2020, where all of humankind is suffering through one catastrophe after another as punishment for killing Harambe in 2016.

Person 1: First Australia was on fire, then we were on the brink of World War III, the coronavirus is still fucking up everything, and one beloved icon after another keeps dying. This year blows.
Person 2: It has to be harambe's revenge.

harambe's revenge by Zoidberg's bitch July 23, 2020

dopabate 

When an individual masturbates not because they feel horny, but because they are clinically depressed and the rush of dopamine they receive from an orgasm is the closest thing to joy they can feel anymore.

Everyday I dopabate to briefly escape the existential dread that consumes my existence.

dopabate by Zoidberg's bitch July 22, 2020

uncle kyle 

A man that will side with women against men on any issues, often condemning his own gender in the hopes of gaining female approval. The phrase was first used in the show South Park by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

It's okay to be proud of being a man, don't let some Uncle Kyle tell you differently.

uncle kyle by Zoidberg's bitch April 27, 2020

britches holocaust

When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.

Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.

britches holocaust by Zoidberg's bitch February 26, 2020

prison fag 

An incarcerated male, who is otherwise heterosexual, who participates in gay acts only while in prison.

Darnell ain't gay, he's a prison fag. He only sucked all those dicks to pass the time in jail.

prison fag by Zoidberg's bitch November 28, 2018