Zipdox's definitions

Chinesium

A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.

I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!

by Zipdox June 16, 2018

Frog muncher

Insult for French people, derived from the fact that frog meat is part of French cuisine.

Frenchman: British breakfast is disgusting, who puts beans on toast?
Brit: Shut up frog muncher!

by Zipdox March 14, 2024

iToddler

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

by Zipdox October 2, 2019

Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.

Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.

by Zipdox October 27, 2024

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Groidslop

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.

I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.

by Zipdox June 7, 2025

Cuck license

A Cuck License is a permissive software license that that does not enforce the freedom of derivative works. This means that anyone can take Cuck licensed software and turn it into proprietary software/spyware/malware, effectively cucking the original author.

George wrote the network stack for FreeBSD, Apple took his code and George got absolutely nothing in return because he used a Cuck license.

by Zipdox July 27, 2022