Corpse preservation apparatus, or CPA for short. At least one shelf of it is dedicated to mountain dew.
me: I can't wait to eat my grandma's meaty thighs. Let me get them from the refrigerator.
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)
by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022
The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.
Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022
The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.
person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you
by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.
by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022
Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER
by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022
The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.
Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo
by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022