Zen Leon's definitions

phone trash

100% of people who work in the telecommunications industry are White Trash or a version of white trash... could be any ethnicity but still considered White Trash, hence Phone Trash. Can be combined "Phonetrash".

"yo, he works for Verizon? You didn't tell me he was phone trash, yo".

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.

"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Sidewiper

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)

Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Vagiweener

A male with a very small penis... so much that it resembles an overgrown clitoris, hence, a Vagiweener

Wow, did you checkout Michael's vagiweener in the locker room?

Yea, wasn't sure if he had been swimming or not..

Naw bro, he has a little vagiweener

That sucks..

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Bitch Wrists

A dude with small wrists like a chick

Dude, are you wearing Julie's watch?
Yea.
How the fuck does it fit your wrists?
Dunno.
Bro, you have little Bitch Wrists
Yeah, that sucks I guess..
Pussy

by Zen Leon April 8, 2010

Green Nosing

a form of kissing someones ass by using an environmentally friendly or healthy means

"Wow, Peter brought Frank a bowl of broccoli slaw before the show"

"Yeah, he's Green Nosing so Frank will cast him as the lead actor in the next show"

by Zen Leon October 16, 2009

Homophonics

words used by gays; innately understood by all gays.

Such as using the word "her" for a male. (see example)

grryl, look at "her" with "her" white
thong... all see-through. Wow twink, you really know homophonics I see!

twink, youngster, bear, top, bottom, un/cut,versitile, m2m, st8, package,big boy, phone, j/o, oral, safe.

by Zen Leon October 9, 2008