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Definitions by Zen Leon

The etymology of the word comes from legit. Usually a young kid, aka wannabe, who isn't legitimate yet is called a Jit.
He on the block but he don't know what he doing.
What you spect, He just a Jit mofo
JIT by Zen Leon September 20, 2021

Bitch Wrists 

Dude, are you wearing Julie's watch?
Yea.
How the fuck does it fit your wrists?
Dunno.
Bro, you have little Bitch Wrists
Yeah, that sucks I guess..
Pussy
Bitch Wrists by Zen Leon April 8, 2010

phone trash

100% of people who work in the telecommunications industry are White Trash or a version of white trash... could be any ethnicity but still considered White Trash, hence Phone Trash. Can be combined "Phonetrash".
"yo, he works for Verizon? You didn't tell me he was phone trash, yo".
phone trash by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.
"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

Sidewiper 

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Sidewiper by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Vagiweener 

A male with a very small penis... so much that it resembles an overgrown clitoris, hence, a Vagiweener
Wow, did you checkout Michael's vagiweener in the locker room?

Yea, wasn't sure if he had been swimming or not..

Naw bro, he has a little vagiweener

That sucks..
Vagiweener by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Green Nosing

a form of kissing someones ass by using an environmentally friendly or healthy means
"Wow, Peter brought Frank a bowl of broccoli slaw before the show"

"Yeah, he's Green Nosing so Frank will cast him as the lead actor in the next show"
Green Nosing by Zen Leon October 16, 2009