Zee's definitions
Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.
by Zee November 4, 2004
Get the MicroPenismug. This Art consists of slow and fluid movements, designed to improve coordination and to build an equilibrium between body and mind through various techniques of breathing and movement.
This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.
This Art has been described in Sanskrit as Alayavijnana or "the Art of Eternal Youth", as its practice increases health, mental vitality, and longevity, as well as helping to combat depression.
by zee March 20, 2005
Get the Seamm-Jasanimug. Acronym that means "eat shit and die"
It can an also be extended to "eat shit, and then die" ESATD
Or if you mean serious business,
"Eat shit and then die, you dumb asshole." ESATDYDA
At which point it looks like a Mexican celebration phrase in ALL CAPS.
It can an also be extended to "eat shit, and then die" ESATD
Or if you mean serious business,
"Eat shit and then die, you dumb asshole." ESATDYDA
At which point it looks like a Mexican celebration phrase in ALL CAPS.
Person1: "ur a punk. u haev no lief"
Person2: "Shut the fuck up, I am tired of your bullshit. ESAD"
"ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA !!!!! AAAIIEE"
Person2: "Shut the fuck up, I am tired of your bullshit. ESAD"
"ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA ESATDYDA !!!!! AAAIIEE"
by Zee December 29, 2008
Get the ESADmug. 
A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.
So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.
by Zee January 24, 2005
Get the goldfishmug. Boabom is a science of physical and mental development, an ancient technique of self-medicine through Movement, Relaxation, Meditation, and various forms of Physical and Psychological self-defense.
The Arts of Boabom converge in a path towards self-awareness and equilibrium, helping the student to attain an optimal state of health, energy, and vitality, whether they are 8, 28, or 80.
The Arts of Boabom converge in a path towards self-awareness and equilibrium, helping the student to attain an optimal state of health, energy, and vitality, whether they are 8, 28, or 80.
by zee March 20, 2005
Get the boabommug. n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.
"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."
by Zee September 19, 2005
Get the Noobling Primemug.