Zed Numar's definitions

Bloodcrow

A person who scavenges battlefields or crime scenes, looking for money, drugs, saleable secrets, or food.

"The place was already full of bloodcrows when we arrived on the scene."

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Earn a page

To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".

"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."

by Zed Numar July 31, 2021

Blinds

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Ful

Very, extremely, completely and utterly.

"Those cops were ful angry when we gave them the laugh!"

by Zed Numar August 12, 2021

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Bloodbath

A gathering of powerful high-ups and bloods, usually indicating that something dangerous or important is happening. Wise cutters avoid them. Ambitious cutters seek them out.

The top executives of Apple, Facebook, and Google are having a meeting tomorrow. Avoid that bloodbath if you value your job at one of those companies.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Garnish

A bribe.

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".

by Zed Numar August 30, 2021