Zed Numar's definitions

Can

A term for a blood in heavy armour. This word is particularly awful to those sick of puns about canned food.

"Listen, can, you may wear enough body armour to look like a tin of sardines, but it won't help you if you get run over by my Escalade."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Cony

A rube, or a generally naive berk. Someone easily peeled and bobbed. Victims of cony-catchers.

"That cony got ripped-off within an hour of getting off the bus to New York from Iowa, he had no street sense at all."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021

Bloody halo

Often used to express that a police officer or federal agent is very dangerous and violent . To have a bloody halo connotes that the "good guy" is more likely than most to resort to violence, and that the agent is an extremely brutal opponent.

"Don't cross that DEA agent, he has a bloody halo, he'll stand on your neck for sure."

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Bone-box

The mouth, named because of its teeth, fangs or whatever.

"Stop rattling your bone-box", is telling a berk to lay off the threats or bragging.

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Brick beast

Any very massive and ugly building.

"Every building produced by the Bauhaus Movement was just an ugly brick beast."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Bloodcrow

A person who scavenges battlefields or crime scenes, looking for money, drugs, saleable secrets, or food.

"The place was already full of bloodcrows when we arrived on the scene."

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Earn a page

To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".

"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."

by Zed Numar July 31, 2021