Zed Numar's definitions

Gleaming pip

A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.

"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."

by Zed Numar September 10, 2021

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Gurn

-To make a grotesque face; grimace.
-To make a ridiculous or unpleasant facial expression.
Scots dialect, variant of “grin” from Middle English “grine” from Old English “gryn”
Used in a sentence:

“Despite the cooking classes, her cooking always makes Mr. Pendleton gurn.”

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Basher

A neutral reference to a person, usually but not always, implying a thug or fighter.

He's a tough basher, he can take a punch.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Be open to

Be wary, keep track of, stay on guard, keep your eyes open or peeled.

"Be open to that one, he's a scriber".

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Believe well

Goodbye, farewell.

Believe well, friend, it was nice seeing you...

by Zed Numar July 14, 2021