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Existentialism

Existentialism: “I’m not crazy!! It’s you guys who are the crazy ones!! Stupid society.”
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 29, 2021
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Joe Biden

Some creepy old man running for president. He doesn’t give a crap about the people who vote for him
Joe Biden is a Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton in one, and probably even far worse
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020
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2021

2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2020
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Going out of my mind

Oh, the light in your eyes
Is not shining the way it used to
And I feel our love is dying
After all the years
The laughter and the tears
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Oh, I can't understand what you're doing
It's tearing us apart
'Cause I think that you're leavin'
I can't stand the pain
Never loving you again
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Tell me, tell me, I'm crazy
Tell me, tell me, I'm wrong
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
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The Power of Gold

The story is told of the power of gold

And its lure on the unsuspecting
It glitters and shines, it badgers and blinds

And constantly needs protecting

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly sold
Are you under the power of gold

The letters and calls got you climbing the walls
And everyone wants a favor
They beg to remind you of times left behind you

But you know the past is a loser

The face you're wearing is different now
And the days run hot and cold
Are you under the power of gold
You're a creature of habit, run like a rabbit
Scared of a fear you can't name
Your own paranoia is looming before you
And nobody thinks that it's a game

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly soldThen tell me that you're free of the power of gold
The power of gold

The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023
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