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Existentialism

Existentialism: “I’m not crazy!! It’s you guys who are the crazy ones!! Stupid society.”
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 29, 2021
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FUCK HER IN THE ASS

Fuck her in the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

FUCK HER IN THE ASS

Fuck her baby. In the asshole.

Fuck her in the ass

Fuck her in the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK HER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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What about my deal?

Yeah. I would really like for them to disappear. They seem like people who would attempt to resist the NWO. But I got to let you know that I would sell them out to the government. Contact me for more information on them.

I would like to sell out some cousins and relatives in my family. I’d tell you everything you needed to know about them so you can track them down.

Basically, they have been taking advantage of me for such a long time and have never helped me and have been assholes to me for such a long time. I want you to get someone to take them out for me. Just to make sure that they are out of my way. Maybe you can get some corrupt people in government to watch them or whack them off for me? (Talking to UD Jews)
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Realization

I suddenly realized I am a bit stunted. (I’m talking to the Jewish people on this site.)

I’m pretty above average in intelligence and awareness. But my skills for my age is really backward. I was never programmed like other people were. Strange, huh? I can tell certain things that most people would never dream of. Even if there is a black Jewish guy. I don’t know what facility he was brewed at. But I can pick up on Black Jews sometimes and even Hispanic ones. Jews of the white Caucasian type are pretty common. Probably the most common.
Realization. I also suck at Math. They should just give me my GED and some money or something. Working for it on my own is pretty difficult, especially in a crazy world. I’m not lazy I just can’t do certain things. I’m not programmed like the others are. I’m a gentile but I somehow kept my individuality and self awareness. So I’m not programmed like all the others. I usually just try to be an actor like the Jews and fit in. It will just come out sounding incoherent to most people so I don’t really bother sometimes. Things would be easier if I had a boss or director. Just a more structured environment I guess.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021
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Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2020
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2021

2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2021 SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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