I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.
I am a douche bag.
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Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
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Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
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You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
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Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
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I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
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I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
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For a good time, for a good time call
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I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
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Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

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For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

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This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.
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Why can't we just admit

that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?

i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit
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