Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

Canada

grimey Marxists that want to spoil our noble way of life

People who really seem to be trying to undermine my existence. Canada

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 17, 2020

Joe Biden

Lawl. I can’t believe people actually think this piece of crap cares about them

Barely there Joe Biden !

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 25, 2020

Quackfart

When you release a fart from your buttocks and it sounds like a duck quacking

Quack!!!! I just fired off a quackfart!!!

There must be a duck in here...

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 28, 2020

Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(

Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020