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You turn him away, you tell him you're mine
You make him believe you're but one of a kind
You give him a cold look, you tell him a lie
You turn him away, girl, you know you're mine

Chorus
And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
You gave him an inch, he took you a mile
He made you believe you're society's child
Then get in his new car, get in his style
I told you his way, he won't take you far

And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
And you're back, you're back for more
You turn away, you're back for more
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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Neutral Evil is the best alignment, because

It is always beneficial to be a selfish person. Things like responsibility and caring for others is a weakness. Other people get in the way. I enjoy being smug and arrogant and have no care in the world for others.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020
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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.
Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021
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My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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Atlanta

One bigass suburb calling itself a city.
Atlanta? That isn’t even a city, it’s the world’s largest suburb.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 15, 2021
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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