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I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020
mugGet the I pee on catsmug.

Will the stock market crash soon?

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
mugGet the Will the stock market crash soon?mug.
Letting this bastard Joe Biden win.

Election rigged or not. He doesn’t care about you. Lol dumbasses x)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020
mugGet the You are all a bunch of weak-minded foolsmug.

America Eats Her Young

America as often been called the land of opportunity
But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty
There's lots of good jobs working in a factory cranking out the land mines
And you better be ready to pull the party line or you'll end up doing real time

America likes to keep her children stupid. They don't know how the rest of us live
She wraps them up in a blanket of ignorance waiting to catch the HIV
Beating up their bibles and waving their guns thinking that they're the only way
But if they're not careful the rest of the world's gonna get'em one of these days
America has her finger on the trigger
America's got her bullets in the gun
America's still stringing up niggers
America eats her young

The American president's an angry little man who doesn't have a thought of his own
He's the slave of multi-death corporations and the puppet of religion
He's told what to do by a big machine that doesn't give a shit about us human beings
And it needs the Middle Easy for its Armageddon feast because it is the beast
mugGet the America Eats Her Youngmug.

Solitaire

I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)
All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home

Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?

It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late

Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2021
mugGet the Solitairemug.

fuck civilized

I hate the fucking world… I wish it would go back to the Dark Ages.

Fuck Western civilization…fuck civilized
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck civilizedmug.

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