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Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

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What do you care about the people for

Take care of yourself and take care of your family. What do the rest of the people mean to you they don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.

Take care of your own life.
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People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.
People are starting to get edgy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020
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Joe Biden

This guy will only destroy everything. The leftists that are voting for him are completely out of their mind.

Wait a sec, maybe I actually want him to get in. Only so he can destroy so
many lives. And I will come out on top.

I want to see as much destruction possible.
Joe Biden might be doing dirty work. Population control. Besides, I barely get any support from Donald Trump and don’t know what his cause is all about.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 6, 2020
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The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021
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