Substrigamammic

Exceptionally cold. L. SUB, below + STRIGA, witch + MAMM-, teat + IC

"As the cold front moves in, expect substrigamammic conditions throughout the weekend."

by Zappin' Nap March 11, 2017

bimbeau

A transgender blond(e?)

"Oh, Daddy... my womens' basketball scholarship went to some 6-5, 210-pound bimbeau!"

by Zappin' Nap April 27, 2021

slug-lame

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.

Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?

by Zappin' Nap January 08, 2022

Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023

besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023

hinterloper

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.

That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.

by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022

Voicemeat

Meaningful parts in a vocal arrangement.

Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!

by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023