Zappin' Nap's definitions

METAgation

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.

Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?

by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023

Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018

Necessism

As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.

You know I'm not a triplet; that video Trio of Me is an act of pure necessism!

by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024

toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023