Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

bimbeau

A transgender blond(e?)

"Oh, Daddy... my womens' basketball scholarship went to some 6-5, 210-pound bimbeau!"

by Zappin' Nap April 27, 2021

Scatagitant General

The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.

"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"

by Zappin' Nap December 02, 2022

academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.

There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.

by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2021

engasheed

The state of having nothing of common interest to discuss at the moment.

"What's up, good buddy?"

"Engasheed!"

by Zappin' Nap September 13, 2019

millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2021