Definitions by Zappin' Nap

Bidemony 

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.

Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?

Bidemony by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022

Longevity Biscuit 

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

Longevity Biscuit by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

MetaMucilage 

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.

So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.

MetaMucilage by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022

cosmopastoral 

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".

"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"

cosmopastoral by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022

slug-lame 

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.

Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?

slug-lame by Zappin' Nap January 8, 2022

reotards 

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

reotards by Zappin' Nap January 2, 2022

night auks 

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

night auks by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021