Zappin' Nap's definitions

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

Filly Cheesesteak

A hot sandwich combining process cheese and sliced meat of questionable origin.

I can vouch for the cafeteria's Filly Cheesesteak: she was definitely less than two years old.

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 1, 2018

MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.

So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.

by Zappin' Nap May 3, 2022

Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023