Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

by Zaky December 12, 2006

black cod

The actual meaning of this word is not known but it has some link to black men having sex in a tent

"Whats that smell?"
*sniffs up*
"Black Cod"

by Zaky December 12, 2006

cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006

Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Cowboys

A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.

"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Sallon Doors

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys

"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"

by Zaky November 27, 2006