Guts

Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"
"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"
by Zaky December 14, 2006
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black cod

The actual meaning of this word is not known but it has some link to black men having sex in a tent
"Whats that smell?"
*sniffs up*
"Black Cod"
by Zaky December 11, 2006
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Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction
"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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Sallon Doors

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys
"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.
"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"
by zaky January 15, 2007
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Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!
I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness
by Zaky December 11, 2006
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cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)
1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006
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