Definitions by Zaky

Errectile Malfunction 

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

Errectile Malfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

Errectile Disfunction 

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

Errectile Disfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

Errectile Abuse 

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

Errectile Abuse by Zaky November 27, 2006

Sallon Doors 

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys

"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"

Sallon Doors by Zaky November 27, 2006

Cowboys 

A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.

"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"

Cowboys by Zaky November 27, 2006

The Drip

A small annoying person that stinks of B.O and demands hugs

Oh shit here comes the drip she better stay away from me she stinks

The Drip by Zaky November 24, 2006

cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

cockshmire by Zaky November 24, 2006