Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zak

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

Stress Puppy by Zak May 3, 2003

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

OHNO-Second by Zak May 3, 2003

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

Alpha Geek by Zak May 3, 2003

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

war by Zak May 3, 2003