Zak's definitions

Immortal Technique

Underground, New York City based rapper who was born in Peru and usually raps about political subjects.
By far the most educated rapper out there, if you listen to his lyrics, you will definitely have to look up at least some of the people or ideas he used in his music.
Doesn't care who he offends, but most of his views would be described as liberal.
Turned down a development deal from Sony to remain independent.

"Give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain.
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here and give me some brain.
I'll bust off on her face and right after the segment,
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant.
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies,
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty,
And don't talk about war when niggers know that you pussy,
A fucking hypocrite, draft-dodger like George Bush."
-Immortal Technique in Obnoxious

by Zak November 10, 2004

cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

by zAk May 1, 2004

0_o

An expression of surprise used on Instant Messaging services.

Person One: I got a sex change!
Person Two: 0_o

by Zak September 6, 2003

fangoriously

Of or relating to fangs. First used in Strong Bad Email: Kid's Book.

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelationous monster.

by Zak September 8, 2003

Peblets

Huge chunks of dandruff coming out of a part in some ones hair.

Josh had peblets when he was being extremely fat and annoying.

by zak March 24, 2005

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003