Zach G.'s definitions

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

crap for brains

Pessimistic way of refering to everyone.

Hey, crap for brains, how's it going??

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

dude

Ingrown Anal Hair

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by Zach G. October 27, 2003

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.

Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

velveeta

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

by Zach G. February 8, 2004

pg-13

One damn unlucky polish gangster.

Man, you are one PG-13.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Hokey Pokey

What it's all about. It really is. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Stop laughing!

and you do the hokey pokey and you... aw, screw it. You know how it ends.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003