Definitions by Zach G.

homestah wunna 

How homestar runner says homestar runner.

Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.

homestah wunna by Zach G. November 12, 2003

Slaplight 

A light designed to turn on and off at the sound of a slap.

I use slaplight! Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off...

Slaplight by Zach G. November 12, 2003

good day to you, sir 

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

good day to you, sir by Zach G. November 11, 2003

springfield 

A bitchin' town in Central New Jersey. It's not an amazing vacation spot, but it's a nice place to live.

I have to give an example.

springfield by Zach G. November 11, 2003

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson by Zach G. November 9, 2003

pack mule 

Someone who can be riden, or be forced to carry heavy objects for no pay or gratitude.

RN is my PACK MULE.

pack mule by Zach G. November 9, 2003

one eyed trouser snake 

synonym for penis.

one eyed trouser snake by Zach G. November 8, 2003