Zach Beyer's definitions

glazed donut

a vertical smile doused in a special blend of batter

The glazed donut was just a perfect snack.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

poopskie

a small, human excrement usually the size of a golf ball

Look at my Poopskie, Stan!

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

peanuts

A slang for a woman's nipples

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

eight ball

A round shaped poo excreted from the anus which usually occurs after anal sex. This happens to the receiver of the sexual occurance.

Man, you put another eight ball on my bed Lucy! Control yourself woman!

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005