shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

peanuts

A slang for a woman's nipples

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

chummy tummy

A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster.

Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

gurp

A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging.

Did somebody just gurp, because it smells like penis in here.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

butt bullets

Little pieces of poo, usually sounding like machine gun fire when released.

My butt bullets missed target.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005