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A term used for a burp after giving a blow job. Can get a little bubbly and induce gagging.
Did somebody just gurp, because it smells like penis in here.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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Little pieces of poo, usually sounding like machine gun fire when released.
My butt bullets missed target.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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A term used for the vagina.
What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.
The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster.
Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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The term used for an anus, or insult
That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.
I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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