When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.
Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.
by Zach November 09, 2007
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by zach June 17, 2003
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by zach December 09, 2004
A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
by zach September 01, 2003
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